Epic quotes

[bitspirit]

Its simple someone post a quote from a movie/game/anime and the next guy that posts has to guess from where it is and post another quote.Ill get it started

"Good. Beguzamahooduznspantamwedisfamly can never be a real man."

[Repp]

Its simple someone post a quote from a movie/game/anime and the next guy that posts has to guess from where it is and post another quote.Ill get it started

"Good. Beguzamahooduznspantamwedisfamly can never be a real man."

Cheaters wil use google.

[kimphoe]

Easy, The Godfather!

"Everything starts from zero, and as long as Zero remains it can become 100, and that is why I am taking it upon myself to revert Zero, back to nothing."

[bitspirit]

Metal gear solid

"You've got guts, Morty, that's for sure. Now let's see what kind of heart you have!"

[itai]

Greek (the t.v show)


Ben: So David got stoned with the Philistines, cool!
Dale: No! No, ok, David smote the Philistine with a stone. Not smoked with the Philistine and got stoned, ok! It’s totally different! Do You go to college?

[itai]

By the way I can't post thousands of epic quotes from greek do you guys want me to ?

[bitspirit]

You got it wrong you are supposed to guess from where my quote is and then post your own and no my quote isnt from greek so again

"You've got guts, Morty, that's for sure. Now let's see what kind of heart you have!"

[itai]

You got it wrong you are supposed to guess from where my quote is and then post your own and no my quote isnt from greek so again

"You've got guts, Morty, that's for sure. Now let's see what kind of heart you have!"

Shaman king

"Rusty: I think I’m ready to use the L word with Jen.
Cappie: That’s a pretty bold move. What makes you think she’s a lesbian?"

[bitspirit]

Greek ? just a guess but I'm pretty sure that's it

"Go ahead. Tell her I'm her brother. I'll rather enjoy torturing you to death."

[itai]

Greek ? just a guess but I'm pretty sure that's it

"Go ahead. Tell her I'm her brother. I'll rather enjoy torturing you to death."

Yu Yu Hakusho

"Fuck you, you midget." <-- that's actually a quote XD

[Ice-tea]

"One does not simply walk into Mordor."

Oh, what internet created~




and so on....

[bitspirit]

"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
Oh, what internet created~
and so on....

And so you got it all wrong

[Eddiemeister]

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that."

[bitspirit]

Eminem

Clap! Snap! the black crack!
Grip, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!

[Dein]

"I LIKE SMOKING WEED INSIDE MY DOGS KENNEL WHILE STICKING NINTENDO CARTRIDGES UP MY ASS WHILE JERKING OFF TO NICOLAS CAGE AND SINGING TO THE BEACH BOYS. I ENJOY SPLASHING COLD URINE AT ASIANS IN RESTURANTS AND RUNNING OVER SMALL DEERS AND CUTTING MY BROTHERS FINGERS OFF AND EATING THEM. I LIKE TO THROW KITCHEN APPLIANCES OUT MY WINDOW ON TO PEOPLE IN WHEEL CHAIRS."


(Im NOT trolling, this is an actual quote.)

[bitspirit]

"I LIKE SMOKING WEED INSIDE MY DOGS KENNEL WHILE STICKING NINTENDO CARTRIDGES UP MY ASS WHILE JERKING OFF TO NICOLAS CAGE AND SINGING TO THE BEACH BOYS. I ENJOY SPLASHING COLD URINE AT ASIANS IN RESTURANTS AND RUNNING OVER SMALL DEERS AND CUTTING MY BROTHERS FINGERS OFF AND EATING THEM. I LIKE TO THROW KITCHEN APPLIANCES OUT MY WINDOW ON TO PEOPLE IN WHEEL CHAIRS."


(Im NOT trolling, this is an actual quote.)

You were supposed to guess my one first ...

[Dein]

"I LIKE SMOKING WEED INSIDE MY DOGS KENNEL WHILE STICKING NINTENDO CARTRIDGES UP MY ASS WHILE JERKING OFF TO NICOLAS CAGE AND SINGING TO THE BEACH BOYS. I ENJOY SPLASHING COLD URINE AT ASIANS IN RESTURANTS AND RUNNING OVER SMALL DEERS AND CUTTING MY BROTHERS FINGERS OFF AND EATING THEM. I LIKE TO THROW KITCHEN APPLIANCES OUT MY WINDOW ON TO PEOPLE IN WHEEL CHAIRS."


(Im NOT trolling, this is an actual quote.)

You were supposed to guess my one first ...

Oh sorry, i didn't read that. The Hobbits ?

Also, i have better quote.

"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."

[bitspirit]

John Barrymore


"Listen up!Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.But it's cold outside your bed.You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!You make up your mind to go!You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!You think that all your life has led to this moment!But then you realize!It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!But you don't stop! You can't stop!That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!

[NiggerJim]

John Barrymore


"Listen up!Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.But it's cold outside your bed.You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!You make up your mind to go!You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!You think that all your life has led to this moment!But then you realize!It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!But you don't stop! You can't stop!That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!

I remember once when I was 7 years old I had a dream that I was in a medieval village and there happened was a port-a-loo there and so I went inside a went for a wee and as I dreamt of peeing I woke to find I was pissing myself.

[bitspirit]

John Barrymore


"Listen up!Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.But it's cold outside your bed.You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!You make up your mind to go!You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!You think that all your life has led to this moment!But then you realize!It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!But you don't stop! You can't stop!That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!

I remember once when I was 7 years old I had a dream that I was in a medieval village and there happened was a port-a-loo there and so I went inside a went for a wee and as I dreamt of peeing I woke to find I was pissing myself.

It happens to everyone

[NiggerJim]

John Barrymore


"Listen up!Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.But it's cold outside your bed.You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!You make up your mind to go!You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!You think that all your life has led to this moment!But then you realize!It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!But you don't stop! You can't stop!That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!

I remember once when I was 7 years old I had a dream that I was in a medieval village and there happened was a port-a-loo there and so I went inside a went for a wee and as I dreamt of peeing I woke to find I was pissing myself.

It happens to everyone

thanks that comment stopped me from killing myself out of shame.

[bitspirit]

John Barrymore


"Listen up!Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.But it's cold outside your bed.You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!You make up your mind to go!You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!You think that all your life has led to this moment!But then you realize!It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!But you don't stop! You can't stop!That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!

I remember once when I was 7 years old I had a dream that I was in a medieval village and there happened was a port-a-loo there and so I went inside a went for a wee and as I dreamt of peeing I woke to find I was pissing myself.

It happens to everyone

thanks that comment stopped me from killing myself out of shame.

No problem

[DaniEsteiro]

"If you die, I'll kill you!"

[bitspirit]

"If you die, I'll kill you!"

Тhats a bit too common they say it in alot of places

"Is there any one word that could guide a person throughout life?"
"How about 'shu' [reciprocity]: never impose on others what you would not choose for yourself?"

[Fuck Yea]

"boy, your soul better belong to jesus. cuss your ass belongs to me, HAHAHAHA"

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